9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
please don't ironically join a cult
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