id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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