it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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