For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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