If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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