im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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