I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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