I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
tell your sister to shave her snatch
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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