I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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