Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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