does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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