I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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