She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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