Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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