This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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