you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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