I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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