dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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