come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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