he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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