i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Randomize
