Whod you bang
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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