yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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