Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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