HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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