we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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