Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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