Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I need help removing her.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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