Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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