You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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