doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she looked like the before picture.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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