So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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