? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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