ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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