And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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