I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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