I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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