just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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