Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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