I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
