I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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