I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize