I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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