i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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