We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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