But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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