the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
