i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Bang-toberfest begins!!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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