I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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