how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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