gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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