Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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