you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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