I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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