my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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