I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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